US Olympian turned E! Reality Star

11x Olympic Medalist, Ryan Lochte

This past year at the 2012 Olympic summer games, swimmer Ryan Lochte captured five Olympic medals to bring his lifetime total to 11. Lochte’s main goal at the games was to out perform his teammate, the most decorative Olympian of all time, Michael Phelps. Even though Phelps found more success than Lochte did that summer, Lochte was able to beat Phelps in their first head-to-head competition, where Phelps didn’t even medal. And with that, a star is born! But not exactly in the way that you expect.

The future looked bright for this kid, as he could have been one of the most famous competitive athletes in the world, perhaps even surpassing Phelps. But after a handful of post Olympic interviews, the world soon realized that there Olympic poster-boy is one of the dumbest people on the planet! And like every other star in show-bizz, Lochte’s stupidity has landed him a reality show called What Would Ryan Lochte Do? on E!. The same network that embraced Kim Kardashian, Kendra Wilkinson, and many other infamous stars. What a great group of people to be categorized with.

What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Trailer

The show What Would Ryan Lochte Do? is basically a show about nothing but get it straight, this is no Seinfeld episode. The show portrays Lochte as a professional public idiot, and the whole time he seems to not even have a clue. While we’ve seen our fair share of professional dummies, from the outside, Lochte doesn’t seem like he would fit that personality. He’s a decorated Olympian, he’s a good-looking dude, and he gets chicks! But have you heard talk?? Check out this pair of Fox 29 news anchors who loose it after "conducting" an interview with Lochte live on air.

With the combination of his stupidity and stereotypical frat boy image, many people would conceder Lochte to be a douchebag, except himself. Because he doesn’t know what a douchebag is!?! Yet Lochte seems to possess an big heart and has strong family ties so I must respect the man for that. And not to mention, he’s still an Olympic champion who has many years of swimming to do for this country.

With water already under the bridge, the only way is can see Lochte’s reputation being restored, even by the slightest bit, is by dropping the show and focusing on the pool! Lochte would be doing himself and this country a great deed if this were to happen. Doesn’t everyone else think so? #Jeah !!!